keep-calm-and-omg-its-niall:

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible 

can we do it again i blinked

come on i was sneezing it’s not fair look at my face ugh

bluberryattack:

alecwoodlight:

The Harry Potter fandom is so huge that literally everyone has different views and opinions on characters, ships, theories etc, but I don’t think I have ever in my life encountered a Harry Potter fan who doesn’t hate Umbridge with burning passion.

Its good because it makes us unite against a common enemy. 

Its strange that the common enemy isn’t the series’s main villain.

formaldejekyll:

Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p fucking effective and voila tampons thanks WW1

starangeandunusual:

Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.

mailorderwife:

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

oscarstardis:

what if everyone’s like “doctOR WHo?!” and the doctor’s all “DOCTOR FUCK YOU” and punches the camera and it breaks and that’s it. that’s the special.

thepointlessurl:

braydaaan:

 needed the word ‘why’ flying around on my blog

why

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

rabioheab:

Best Insults To Use In Fight

• doodoohead
• nerd
• dingus
• you stink
• where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
• Diaper Man

walkamongstthestars:

Madeline: How do two brothers turn out so different?

Card: Imagine that you’re holding on to two bottles and they drop on the floor. What happens? They both break. But it’s how they break that’s important. Because, you see, while one bottle crumples into a pile of glass, the other shatters into a jagged-edged weapon. You see, the exact same environment that forged older brother into a warrior crushed baby brother. People just don’t all break the same, Mrs. Westen. Just don’t.

Burn Notice, 6x10

“We have more in common than you like to believe. This petty feud between us is simply childish. People will suffer… and you know how it always upset Mummy.”
”I upset her?  Me? It wasn’t me that upset her, Mycroft.”

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

davestriedr:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

imagine being trapped on a deserted island

no signs of getting home any time soon

no methods of communication

no idea where you are

but your favorite character is there with you

we’d fuck

the end

i like the way you think

vaginapowersactivate:

vrisrezi:

hellalara:

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with

i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with

i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with

sodamnrelatable:

I’m literally jack sparrow

Like people may be like “You’re the worst blog I’ve ever heard of”

and I’m like